Helpful Keiko

Keiko helping out while I do my PT.

You Want Some of This?

Look, unless you want some of this I suggest you back-off, buddy. And I ain't joking.

Oh These Kitties

Yes, I was wondering the same thing. How did that awkward, clumsy Keiko manage to get on top of the bedroom door without falling splat on the floor? Katja I can see... But Keiko?

Bad Bad Kitten!

Some how the devious little Keiko managed to find a way to get into the cabinet with the dishes. Imagine my horror when I heard clinking glasses behind me. I though, yikes, how are those glasses clinking? I turned and saw the cabinet door barely open. I was just about to get up when suddenly I noticed a tiny bit of calico tail peaking out at the bottom of the cabinet door! Thankfully, I was able to evict Keiko without any incidences of broken glass...

Some things supination is good for:
Writing
Bowling (will I ever bowl again? boy, if not, this will be the best excuse ever.)

Be One with the Paw

Update: just had my butt beat at scrabble. Mr. Bill took the game with QUIETER on a triple word score, using all his letters and making two smaller words in the process. Oh the shame, the humility!

New Member of the Household

Thanks to the most generous Brother Slack, we have a new member of the household. Met Murry the Murlock. He may look harmless... that's cause he is. Murlocks are not generally harmless, which is why Murry is here. He wasn't tough enough for the Murlocks of Azeroth. So, Keiko will take him under her paw and he'll do just dandy. Hopefully he won't disgust Pierre. Penguins don't normally care for Murlocks.

And a new blog for you all to check out... Sue's Paprika Craft & Sass. It's spicy cuteness!

Traitorous Feline

So here I am stuck inside and on the couch but does Keiko give me the love? No, of course not. But she has no problem given it to the Big L. And let's be clear. That love is paid for in big handfuls of fish flakes.

First visit to the vet since...

Keiko had her first visit to the vet today since I brought her home over two years ago. I took both the girls and realized I only had one cat carrier, so I put Keiko in my weekend bag. This is her while we were in the waiting room. She has a VERY LOUD MEOW. Dr. Weiss took good care of both the girls. Katja weighted in at 9.5 pounds and Keiko at a stunning 13!!!! I've been directed to cut their food portions down by a quarter of a cup. They will not like this.

Spent the evening with S&L. I have a new necklace :-) I dig it. We had some tasty chinese food for dinner and watched Sunshine. I had never heard of this flick, but it was quite good.

My weekend looks to be a good one... tomorrow, perhaps, purchase of a Tassimo machine so I can renew my latte addiction... Sunday, Naan & Curry and W with a couple of nice boys...

Perhaps I'll fit some work in there, too... I'm very behind.

Blogging on the go...

One must always be prepared to blog.

Things to be Careful of when Dating

While at a friend's house yesterday, I was given a book to check out -- How to Tell if your Boyfriend is the Antichrist (and if he is, should you break up with him?), by Patricia Carlin. This book has some very useful advice for those ladies of you out there who are on the look out for a boyfriend or have a boyfriend you might have some, uh, hesitations about.

All the below are quotes from the book:

How to Tell if your Boyfriend is...

A Hit Man: Your boss has a broken nose and treats you with new found respect. ...end it sooner rather than later. If he decides to eliminate you, things could really get messy.

On Crystal Meth: You initially thought he was bilingual, but his second language turned out to be gibberish.

A Zombie: Putrefaction is causing major B.O.

Suffering from ADHD: You've trained yourself to come in thirty seconds. Ritalin is the only hope for this relationship. So crush a couple and sprinkle them in his Red Bull.

Suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder: Is as surprised as you are to find that human head in his freezer. Should you break up with him? Which one?

In other news... a reader comment a few blogs back asked if I was going to post any pictures of the fluffy felines. Below is a picture, taken not too terribly long ago, of Keiko (the calico) and Katja. Please, this is not an obscene picture, even if the people at kittyporn.org may try to suggest otherwise.