Things to be Careful of when Dating

While at a friend's house yesterday, I was given a book to check out -- How to Tell if your Boyfriend is the Antichrist (and if he is, should you break up with him?), by Patricia Carlin. This book has some very useful advice for those ladies of you out there who are on the look out for a boyfriend or have a boyfriend you might have some, uh, hesitations about.

All the below are quotes from the book:

How to Tell if your Boyfriend is...

A Hit Man: Your boss has a broken nose and treats you with new found respect. ...end it sooner rather than later. If he decides to eliminate you, things could really get messy.

On Crystal Meth: You initially thought he was bilingual, but his second language turned out to be gibberish.

A Zombie: Putrefaction is causing major B.O.

Suffering from ADHD: You've trained yourself to come in thirty seconds. Ritalin is the only hope for this relationship. So crush a couple and sprinkle them in his Red Bull.

Suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder: Is as surprised as you are to find that human head in his freezer. Should you break up with him? Which one?

In other news... a reader comment a few blogs back asked if I was going to post any pictures of the fluffy felines. Below is a picture, taken not too terribly long ago, of Keiko (the calico) and Katja. Please, this is not an obscene picture, even if the people at kittyporn.org may try to suggest otherwise.