All the below are quotes from the book:
How to Tell if your Boyfriend is...
A Hit Man: Your boss has a broken nose and treats you with new found respect. ...end it sooner rather than later. If he decides to eliminate you, things could really get messy.
On Crystal Meth: You initially thought he was bilingual, but his second language turned out to be gibberish.
A Zombie: Putrefaction is causing major B.O.
Suffering from ADHD: You've trained yourself to come in thirty seconds. Ritalin is the only hope for this relationship. So crush a couple and sprinkle them in his Red Bull.
Suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder: Is as surprised as you are to find that human head in his freezer. Should you break up with him? Which one?
In other news... a reader comment a few blogs back asked if I was going to post any pictures of the fluffy felines. Below is a picture, taken not too terribly long ago, of Keiko (the calico) and Katja. Please, this is not an obscene picture, even if the people at kittyporn.org may try to suggest otherwise.
2 comments:
Look how happy and busy playing they are. I envy your cats. I sometimes wish I am a cat or dog that is very content with just food and a companion of any kind. But I know I am a minority on this.
A minority in wishing you were a cat or a dog, content, well fed and loved? Not among my friends!
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